Today is ROI Online founder Steve Brown's birthday. So, in honor of the worst day of the year, we've composed this poem (in the style of the movie "10 Things I Hate About You").
10 Things We Hate About Steve
We hate the way you talk so loud and how you always think you’re right.
We hate the way you hover and shine your teeth so bright.
We hate how OCD you are and all your Roomba metaphors.
We hate you so much it makes us sick; it even makes us down some Coors.
We hate your last-minute deadlines and your gross breakfast drinks.
We hate how you randomly disappear and, by the way, your tequila really stinks.
We hate your love for misfits and how you rush in from the hall.
But mostly we hate the way we don't hate you. Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.
Happy Birthday to our boss, Steve. We love you!
